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Boston Parishes Reporting Record High Numbers of Confessions Following Celtics Game 2 Loss
Boston, MA – Parishes in the greater Boston area are reporting a record high attendance for confession the day following the Celtics loss to the Heat on Wednesday night. “Ya know, it’s just a word, I didn’t mean anything by it.” We caught Jimmy McFinnigan, custodian at Dorchester High School, just outside of St. Peter’s…
Newest Iteration of Big Booty Remix Continues Tradition of Being Only Thing People With ADHD Can Focus on for an Entire Hour
The River Styx – Yet another iteration of the Big Booty Remixes was released a couple months ago, leaving some to wonder, when the fuck will they stop making these? The hour long collection of bits of actual songs spastically mashed together is a modern miracle of science, as it’s the only thing people with…
Guy in Nashville Arrested For Drunken Escapades and Apparently a Litany of Other Horrific Crimes According to Two Anonymous Reddit Users
Nashville – Some asshole in Nashville was arrested Sunday for… well, for being a fucking asshole. For legal reasons and for the reason that we here at You Never Even Read my Blog don’t like giving attention to those who don’t deserve it, names will not be named. But just imagine the stereotypical, worst of…
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